Chuckle

A RAILROADERS' LEGEND FROM POLAND...
The engineer of a train passing through Poland could see no lights because the power had been knocked out. "We're running out of coal," he said to his fireman, "but I think we're coming to Gdansk or Danzig, or whatever they call it. Let's stop and send the porter out to buy fuel. Can you see the sign on the depot?" The fireman replied, "It appears to be Danzig in the dark." And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!" Arrow201

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RE: Chuckle, Paul1953, Sep-29-04, 10:21 PM, (1) RE: Chuckle, robertlearmont, Oct-05-04, 04:57 PM, (2) RE: Chuckle, robertlearmont, Oct-05-04, 04:58 PM, (3) RE: Chuckle, Erick_Cantu, Oct-05-04, 08:38 PM, (4) RE: Chuckle, robertreedy, Oct-05-04, 10:42 PM, (5) RE: Chuckle, Paul1953, Oct-07-04, 03:01 AM, (6) RE: Chuckle, arrow201, Oct-07-04, 11:05 AM, (7) RE: Chuckle, The MP36er, Oct-07-04, 05:33 PM, (8) RE: Chuckle, Erick_Cantu, Oct-07-04, 06:13 PM, (9) RE: Chuckle, lnghairedwizard, Oct-07-04, 08:42 PM, (10)

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LAST EDITED ON Sep-29-04 AT 10:23 PM (EDT)

Roy Rogers bought a new pair of leather cowboy boots. At the end of the day he took them off and left them at the foot of his bed. During the night a prowling mountain lion passing near Roy's ranch house, smells the boots. Jumping through the bedrom window, it seized the boots, jumped back out the window, an ran into the desert. Roy, wakes up hearing this commotion, and see the lion going out his window with his boots. He jumps out of bed, gets dressed, saddles up Trigger and rides off after the big cat.Around noon the next day, Roy arrives back at the ranch, with his mangled boots in one hand, and the mountain lion slung over the back of his saddle. There, on the front porch, was Dale Evans waiting for him, and she says " Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?" Paul Watson
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I hear my train a comin'--Jimi Hendrix

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LAST EDITED ON Oct-05-04 AT 04:59 PM (EDT)

If you're called by a salesman, pause and then tap on the phone. If he asks if you hung up, say no, that sounds like this and slam down the phone as hard as you can.
Google, Google, Google!
Simplest answers are always the best!

Howdy!
Bob
E-mail: robertlearmont@realcountryfan.com

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One morning a kid in the hall
Said to me the best trick above all
Is to spin around
Keep your eyes on the ground
And with that he walked into the wall.
Google, Google, Google!
Simplest answers are always the best!

Howdy!
Bob
E-mail: robertlearmont@realcountryfan.com

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There's a joke in there somewhere, and someday, some kind soul will find it. "The F59PHI and Genesis are the lamest excuses for locomotives Amtrak has ever operated - accept it and move on. Hug an F40 before it's too late!"

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Erick, ya just gotta be Polish to understand that one RobertR .. ADF-M&RM at http://www.adfrr.com

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and some knowledge of early 20th century songwriters wouldn't hurt! Paul Watson
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I hear my train a comin'--Jimi Hendrix

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For Erick and others too young to remember - Cole Porter was a song writer and he wrote the song "Dancing in the Dark"Arrow201

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OH! Now it's funny! I get it! Thanks for clearing that up, Arrow201.Joe LeMay

One of us Railfans from Downers Grove, IL

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Still kind of 'meh,' to be quite honest. But at least it makes sense now."The F59PHI and Genesis are the lamest excuses for locomotives Amtrak has ever operated - accept it and move on. Hug an F40 before it's too late!"

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"Early one morning...late at night!"
"Two dead boys got up to fight.""Back-to-back they faced each other,"
"drew their swords and shot each other.""The deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to kill the two dead boys""If you don't believe me, ask the blind man...he saw everything!!!"
LHW

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