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Vulcan FoundryMember since Oct-8-02 · 224 posts

1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ?2.What happens when you get scared to death twice ?3. If the # 2 pencil is so good, why is it still # 2 ?4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ?5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell is it a success ?6.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?7. If you ate pasta and anti-Pasta, would you still be hungry ?8. If Super heroes are so smart, why do they were their underpants on the outside ?9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat ?10. Why is it that when someone tells you there are 1 billions stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint, you have to touch it to be sure ?The above message was brought to you by the department of laughter. No amimals were harmed in the production of the above rubbish.

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zachattackMember since Oct-11-02 · 558 posts

RE: Things that make you go HHMMMMM

9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Other people?
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LoneWolfMember since Mar-3-03 · 96 posts

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Wanna make a Jell-O eating vegetarian crazy? Inform them that it's made from animal byproducts. Which it is.

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soonerMember since Jul-2-02 · 587 posts

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Why is it that people refer to someone as "immortal" (e.g., "the immortal Babe Ruth") when they want to indicate that he's dead?

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JonatanCharter Member · 467 posts

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Oh' my little brain can't think about these things without folding itself outside-in. /Jonatan

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ASR_Q301Charter Member · 472 posts

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some of Mikes famous things to ponder....
2 wrongs dont make a right - but three rights make a leftis nothing something?? - if u had a spot of complelte nothingness - that would be something!!If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better? (stole that from my g/f)
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rjdiiiCharter Member · 194 posts

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Alcohol. It's used to quickly dilute your BAC. I keep several packages handy in my car just in case. Richard

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West_Coast_RailroaderCharter Member · 155 posts

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quaiaMember since Jul-17-02 · 176 posts

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>1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ? That may be an idea for stopping high water in Venice! We may relocate the sponges near there.>2.What happens when you get scared to death twice ? You have only five of your seven lives remaining.>3. If the # 2 pencil is so good, why is it still # 2 ? Because #1 is recommended.>4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
>sitting ? On strawberry fields forever.>5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell is
>it a success It's a direct confirmation of your theories.>6.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ? Because love is mad too.>7. If you ate pasta and anti-Pasta, would you still be
>hungry ? Not so much, but I'd like some cheese, fruits and an espresso to conclude nicely.>8. If Super heroes are so smart, why do they were their
>underpants on the outside ? Because they're so in a hurry that they wear their costume inside-out.>9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
>eat ? They die of hunger.>10. Why is it that when someone tells you there are 1
>billions stars in the universe, you believe them, but if
>someone tells you a wall has wet paint, you have to touch it
>to be sure ? No need, I just smell to be sure...
After all:
- it's better not to touch the walls
- stars are lauched every day to make money, the number is ever increasing...>The above message was brought to you by the department of
>laughter. No amimals were harmed in the production of the
>above rubbish.
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Magick_makerMember since Jan-30-03 · 482 posts

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If a mime trips and falls in the woods, and no one is around to see it, will he make a sound?

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John 136 6000 GOMember since Feb-16-03 · 55 posts

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Why do cow have bells?
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zachattackMember since Oct-11-02 · 558 posts

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I'd say because they are stupid, and like bells that barely work
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SD40T_2Charter Member · 291 posts

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how come nothing rhymes with "Orange"why does sour cream have an experation date?Things that make you go HHMMMMM – image 7
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darkfyreCharter Member · 1228 posts

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A dentist tells his/her patient not to put any sharp, metal object in his mouth.However, the first thing he/she grabs during a checkup, is an iron hook.
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